Dienstag, 1. April 2008
1. April 2008
Dear Colleagues,
We've just been informed by the National Regulatory Commission, that due to lack of proper fapiaos, all Mercedes-Benz vehicles - both CBU and locally produced - have been temporarily suspended from the official list of vehicles which can be sold in China.
Therefore, effective immediately, you are kindly asked to cease all activities related to building, selling, marketing, promoting, distributing, financing, servicing, cleaning or driving Mercedes-Benz cars, vans and trucks in China.
We expect the issue to be cleared up by late 2010 or early 2011.
In the meantime, the human resources department will be assisting colleagues to find new jobs. Please send your updated CV to your HR representative by close of business today.
The Chaoyang Theater is currently hiring Shaolin kung fu masters, body contortionists and Peking opera singers. Competitive salary, interesting costumes and on-the-job training are available. Must be extremely flexible with outgoing personality. Spoken English is a plus, but not required. Please speak to your supervisor before applying.
We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause to your career, or your ability to buy tasty jiaozi or Wiener Schnitzel for your family.
And please don't forget that today is April Fools Day!!!
Enjoy!
We've just been informed by the National Regulatory Commission, that due to lack of proper fapiaos, all Mercedes-Benz vehicles - both CBU and locally produced - have been temporarily suspended from the official list of vehicles which can be sold in China.
Therefore, effective immediately, you are kindly asked to cease all activities related to building, selling, marketing, promoting, distributing, financing, servicing, cleaning or driving Mercedes-Benz cars, vans and trucks in China.
We expect the issue to be cleared up by late 2010 or early 2011.
In the meantime, the human resources department will be assisting colleagues to find new jobs. Please send your updated CV to your HR representative by close of business today.
The Chaoyang Theater is currently hiring Shaolin kung fu masters, body contortionists and Peking opera singers. Competitive salary, interesting costumes and on-the-job training are available. Must be extremely flexible with outgoing personality. Spoken English is a plus, but not required. Please speak to your supervisor before applying.
We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause to your career, or your ability to buy tasty jiaozi or Wiener Schnitzel for your family.
And please don't forget that today is April Fools Day!!!
Enjoy!
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